Minor Food Poisoning:

So yesterday I was eating a nice juicy fuji apple..and then as I got closer to the core it started to get more brown and smelly..and I realized I was eating a rotten apple..and then I got more hungry and so I made myself a salad..just straight up lettuce and cucumber b/c I didn't feel like cooking chicken..and as I was eating the lettuce it started to smell weird and taste funny...so I figured I was
eating rotten lettuce too...and then 2 or 3 hours later..my stomach started to feel like something kicked me in the stomach..and I figured it was the stupid food I ate that my sister doesn't know how to throw out...and I fail @ detecting rotten food too.. sooooooooo...I drank some pepto bismo and that didn't seem to last very long..so I forced myself to sleep...and it was worth it b/c i feel GREAT today. kind of... Food poisoning sux. I thought I was gonna pass out or something man. okay that's all.